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"The food and wine are incompatible - so something's got to go."

The Busy Gardener

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Counting ribs

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

'Needs salt!'

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

Cats and gardens.

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Harsh Mellows.

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

Ice Cream Dreams.

'Have you no common scents?!'

"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

"Now, in contrast to the last olive oil you tasted, this one is infused with sixty-five more dollars."

"I'm not saying your after shave smells bad, but.. maybe you should use one mosquitoes don't like so much!"

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

Roses

Some scents are nonsense.

"Pistachio almond—that's the buyout."

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."