Flavour Fanatic Gifts

"The food and wine are incompatible - so something's got to go."

The Busy Gardener

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Counting ribs

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

'Needs salt!'

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

Cats and gardens.

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

Harsh Mellows.

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

Ice Cream Dreams.

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

'Have you no common scents?!'

"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

"Now, in contrast to the last olive oil you tasted, this one is infused with sixty-five more dollars."

Some scents are nonsense.

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

"I'm not saying your after shave smells bad, but.. maybe you should use one mosquitoes don't like so much!"

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

Roses

"Pistachio almond—that's the buyout."

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."