Flour Fanatic Gifts

'Grandma makes everything from scratch! Why don't you ever buy any scratch?'

Bakery. Take time to smell the flour.

Bread Stall

Self Raising Flour

Self-Raising Flour

"Brian's in the kitchen doing some blind baking."

The Busy Gardener

Counting ribs

So Close..

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Garden Goddess.

'Needs salt!'

Bee flying to another flower.

Harsh Mellows.

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

Our visit to the flan factory.

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

Cats and gardens.

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

Ice Cream Dreams.

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

'Have you no common scents?!'

"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"

Bees SOS

Gardening Terms: Black Spot