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"Now are you convinced that the tax simplification plan will work?"

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

"I need to tinkle."

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

'Needs salt!'

Harsh Mellows.

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.'

Ice Cream Dreams.

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

'Have you no common scents?!'

"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

'Simply put.'

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

"I'm not saying your after shave smells bad, but.. maybe you should use one mosquitoes don't like so much!"

"Have you been working out?"

"Where the hell's my pocket calculator?"

Some scents are nonsense.

'I'm afraid the numbers don't lie Norton, we're definitely nerds.'

'This part was tenure.'

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."