Pharmaceutical Fanatic T-Shirts

"You'll enjoy the way these interact with over-the-counter medication."

'We love to dine out. On Tuesdays we go to the all-you-can-swallow pain reliever buffet at Walgreens.'

"Personally, I never take anything but aspirin."

'Your tests all come back negative, but we have a pill for that.'

'Gee! I think we have the new sex-pill!'

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"It does have a side effect. You'll faint when I tell you how much it will cost to produce."

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

Medicinal plants

Healthy living has added years to Melvin's life.

"This is for the pain and these are for the side effects."

'Side effects may include....'

Valleyview diet clinic

"Our psychopharmacologist is a genius."

'Be careful...It may not be organic.'

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

"What I'm prescribing is so cutting edge, even I can't pronounce it."

"Look on the bright side – the Rogaine worked!"

These Sales Reps get more aggressive every year.

'...the side effects of this designer drug are more beneficial than it's intended use!'

We at pharmacorp are 100% behind the benefits of spiritual and artistic therapies which is why we've developed 'megazymol' to enhance the experience!

"36% of our focus group suffered from the side effects, while 14% enjoyed them."

"I forget. If I have an adverse reaction, do I call my doctor or my lawyer?"

August, 1897 - Arthur Eichengrun invents aspirin.

Medical Supplies

"I think it says 'courgettes'."

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

"It all comes down to the aging and fermentation process."

"You know it's the American drug companies that give you the headache that is cured by the pills they sell you."

'There are shortcuts to making home brew, but taking a swig of malt extract and letting it ferment in your mouth isn't one of them.'

"Doric Ionic Ozempic"

'Id like to see you in two weeks. Try not to eat during that time.'

'...may the best pharmaceuticals win.'

Side Effects