Pharmaceutical Fanatic Pillows

"You'll enjoy the way these interact with over-the-counter medication."

'We love to dine out. On Tuesdays we go to the all-you-can-swallow pain reliever buffet at Walgreens.'

"Personally, I never take anything but aspirin."

'Your tests all come back negative, but we have a pill for that.'

'I have a lot of stock in Zorex Drugs, and I only want medicine that they make.'

'Gee! I think we have the new sex-pill!'

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"It does have a side effect. You'll faint when I tell you how much it will cost to produce."

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

Medicinal plants

Healthy living has added years to Melvin's life.

"This is for the pain and these are for the side effects."

'Side effects may include....'

Valleyview diet clinic

"Our psychopharmacologist is a genius."

'Be careful...It may not be organic.'

"What I'm prescribing is so cutting edge, even I can't pronounce it."

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

"Look on the bright side – the Rogaine worked!"

These Sales Reps get more aggressive every year.

'...the side effects of this designer drug are more beneficial than it's intended use!'

"I forget. If I have an adverse reaction, do I call my doctor or my lawyer?"

August, 1897 - Arthur Eichengrun invents aspirin.

"36% of our focus group suffered from the side effects, while 14% enjoyed them."

We at pharmacorp are 100% behind the benefits of spiritual and artistic therapies which is why we've developed 'megazymol' to enhance the experience!

The start of a clinical drug trial. Your honor, we will prove beyond a reasonable doubt this pill is both safe and effective.

"I think it says 'courgettes'."

"It all comes down to the aging and fermentation process."

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

"Doric Ionic Ozempic"

'...may the best pharmaceuticals win.'

Medical Supplies

'Id like to see you in two weeks. Try not to eat during that time.'

Pharmaco. He writes drug side effect warnings. Ah, a health scare provider.