Pharmaceutical Lovers Pillows

"Wow... you're actually calling me the next day!"

"It does have a side effect. You'll faint when I tell you how much it will cost to produce."

Medicinal plants

"This is for the pain and these are for the side effects."

'Side effects may include....'

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

"Our psychopharmacologist is a genius."

"Look on the bright side – the Rogaine worked!"

"What I'm prescribing is so cutting edge, even I can't pronounce it."

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

These Sales Reps get more aggressive every year.

'...the side effects of this designer drug are more beneficial than it's intended use!'

The start of a clinical drug trial. Your honor, we will prove beyond a reasonable doubt this pill is both safe and effective.

"36% of our focus group suffered from the side effects, while 14% enjoyed them."

August, 1897 - Arthur Eichengrun invents aspirin.

"I forget. If I have an adverse reaction, do I call my doctor or my lawyer?"

"Doric Ionic Ozempic"

'...may the best pharmaceuticals win.'

Medical Supplies

Side Effects

Placebonex: 'Make sure to take it every day, otherwise the effect wears off.'

'These smart pills are overpriced!"

'Here are our hot new drugs for fall.'

'Someone's here who'd like you to spend 30 days on an island with 1,000 doctors and some pain pills.'

'I have a lot of stock in Zorex Drugs, and I only want medicine that they make.'

'Have you got anything for late onset whimsy?'

"Oh darn, there it is right there: side effects may include squid head."

'Success! We created a drug that is effective, quick-acting, and expensive.'

'Side effects may include loss of appetite, job, home and family.'

"Here's a list of drug companies in my stock portfolio - could you prescribe something made by one of them?"

"I suggest you take these pills on an empty stomach."

"I might suggest Ritalin."

We need to up your dosage or lower mine.

Roy felt it was important to act out any side effects that a prescription might cause.

"I assure you the drug was tested by several mice before they died."