Pharmaceutical Lovers Mugs

"Wow... you're actually calling me the next day!"

"It does have a side effect. You'll faint when I tell you how much it will cost to produce."

Medicinal plants

"This is for the pain and these are for the side effects."

'Side effects may include....'

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

"Our psychopharmacologist is a genius."

"What I'm prescribing is so cutting edge, even I can't pronounce it."

"Look on the bright side – the Rogaine worked!"

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

These Sales Reps get more aggressive every year.

'...the side effects of this designer drug are more beneficial than it's intended use!'

"36% of our focus group suffered from the side effects, while 14% enjoyed them."

August, 1897 - Arthur Eichengrun invents aspirin.

"I forget. If I have an adverse reaction, do I call my doctor or my lawyer?"

'...may the best pharmaceuticals win.'

Medical Supplies

"Doric Ionic Ozempic"

Side Effects

Placebonex: 'Make sure to take it every day, otherwise the effect wears off.'

'These smart pills are overpriced!"

'Someone's here who'd like you to spend 30 days on an island with 1,000 doctors and some pain pills.'

'Have you got anything for late onset whimsy?'

"Oh darn, there it is right there: side effects may include squid head."

'Here are our hot new drugs for fall.'

'Success! We created a drug that is effective, quick-acting, and expensive.'

'Side effects may include loss of appetite, job, home and family.'

"Here's a list of drug companies in my stock portfolio - could you prescribe something made by one of them?"

"I suggest you take these pills on an empty stomach."

"I might suggest Ritalin."

'I don't understand why you don't want to take your daily medication.'

'Don't worry about the side effects. You already suffer from all the side effects caused by this medication.'

The over-the-counter versions