Pharma Aficionados Mugs

'Success! We created a drug that is effective, quick-acting, and expensive.'

"It does have a side effect. You'll faint when I tell you how much it will cost to produce."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

"This is for the pain and these are for the side effects."

'Side effects may include....'

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

"Our psychopharmacologist is a genius."

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

"Look on the bright side – the Rogaine worked!"

"What I'm prescribing is so cutting edge, even I can't pronounce it."

These Sales Reps get more aggressive every year.

'...the side effects of this designer drug are more beneficial than it's intended use!'

"I forget. If I have an adverse reaction, do I call my doctor or my lawyer?"

Drug vending machines at hospital.

"36% of our focus group suffered from the side effects, while 14% enjoyed them."

August, 1897 - Arthur Eichengrun invents aspirin.

"For the perfect sedative, take the juice from a bottle of whisky..."

Meds Toast

"Doric Ionic Ozempic"

'The $39.95 is for the prescription, sir, and the $7 surcharge is a little something for our handwriting expert.'

'Drugs' 'Viruses'.

'...may the best pharmaceuticals win.'

Doctors in Love.

'Four years of medical school and three years of residency, and you come bothering me with the sniffles?'

Medical Supplies

Side Effects

'I guess I don't need to ask how your new hip is working out.'

Placebonex: 'Make sure to take it every day, otherwise the effect wears off.'

'These smart pills are overpriced!"

'Someone's here who'd like you to spend 30 days on an island with 1,000 doctors and some pain pills.'

"He thinks he's invented a fluted, or grooved, top for pill bottles so that he can tip out a single pill rather than have a cascade of them rolling about on the kitchen or bathroom floor."