Pharma Fanatic Mugs

'We combined all your medicines into one convenient dose.'

'Eureka! I found the cure for a down stock market!'

Pharmacy: 'It's a miracle drug because it hasn't been taken off the market yet.'

Blackmarket Flu Vaccine

"What I'm prescribing is so cutting edge, even I can't pronounce it."

Research and Development/Marketing

Pharmco Marketing Dept. We can expand sales of our new appetite suppressant by targeting people trying to starve a cold!

'Prescriptions' and ' Side-effects consultant'.

'KEEPING UP in practice simply means knowing which drug the FDA has withdrawn.'

'Eddie, don't worry about market downturns. The rumour is that big Pharma will come up with a pill.'

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"It does have a side effect. You'll faint when I tell you how much it will cost to produce."

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

"It turns out that if you give a hundred monkeys a hundred typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."

What's an Imax cave?

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

"Werewolves of London..."

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

Giant slug attacks a city

'Huh? Little Airmyn?'

"Which part are you reading for?"

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

"Haven't you already seen this movie, like, a hundred times?"

Healthy living has added years to Melvin's life.

Star Wars Audience

"This is for the pain and these are for the side effects."

'Side effects may include....'