Pharma Fanatic Gifts

'We combined all your medicines into one convenient dose.'

'Eureka! I found the cure for a down stock market!'

Pharmacy: 'It's a miracle drug because it hasn't been taken off the market yet.'

Blackmarket Flu Vaccine

"What I'm prescribing is so cutting edge, even I can't pronounce it."

Research and Development/Marketing

'Prescriptions' and ' Side-effects consultant'.

'KEEPING UP in practice simply means knowing which drug the FDA has withdrawn.'

'Eddie, don't worry about market downturns. The rumour is that big Pharma will come up with a pill.'

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"It does have a side effect. You'll faint when I tell you how much it will cost to produce."

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

"Werewolves of London..."

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

Giant slug attacks a city

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

Healthy living has added years to Melvin's life.

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

"Which part are you reading for?"

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

Star Wars Audience

'Huh? Little Airmyn?'

"This is for the pain and these are for the side effects."

'Side effects may include....'

"I'd leave Redford for George Clooney in a hartbeat."

Hollywood producer.

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

"You know what I think, babe? Seven on the Richter scale."

'You say it's a dramedy? We thought it was more of a coma.'

Hollywood producer.

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'