Pharma Aficionados Prints

'Success! We created a drug that is effective, quick-acting, and expensive.'

"It does have a side effect. You'll faint when I tell you how much it will cost to produce."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

"This is for the pain and these are for the side effects."

'Side effects may include....'

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

"Our psychopharmacologist is a genius."

"Look on the bright side – the Rogaine worked!"

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

"What I'm prescribing is so cutting edge, even I can't pronounce it."

'The FDA now requires that we have an actor show you what kinds of side effects you might experience.'

These Sales Reps get more aggressive every year.

'...the side effects of this designer drug are more beneficial than it's intended use!'

"I forget. If I have an adverse reaction, do I call my doctor or my lawyer?"

The start of a clinical drug trial. Your honor, we will prove beyond a reasonable doubt this pill is both safe and effective.

"36% of our focus group suffered from the side effects, while 14% enjoyed them."

Drug vending machines at hospital.

August, 1897 - Arthur Eichengrun invents aspirin.

Medical Supplies

'...may the best pharmaceuticals win.'

'Four years of medical school and three years of residency, and you come bothering me with the sniffles?'

Maintenance & Repairs. No wonder health care is so expensive, they told me to take to tablets every four hours.

"For the perfect sedative, take the juice from a bottle of whisky..."

Doctors in Love.

Meds Toast

'Drugs' 'Viruses'.

'The $39.95 is for the prescription, sir, and the $7 surcharge is a little something for our handwriting expert.'

"Doric Ionic Ozempic"

Side Effects

'I guess I don't need to ask how your new hip is working out.'

Placebonex: 'Make sure to take it every day, otherwise the effect wears off.'

'These smart pills are overpriced!"

'Someone's here who'd like you to spend 30 days on an island with 1,000 doctors and some pain pills.'