Pharmacy Aficionado Prints

Pharmacy - Pain Relievers / Pain Inducers.

"They're not the tastiest, so try hiding them in a piece of cheese before you take them."

'This one controls postoperative pain and this one controls the pain you feel when I tell you how much it costs.'

'I think you'll find the side effects of this little drug rather amusing.'

'These smart pills are overpriced!"

Pain relievers and pain inducers.

"This new pharmacist gives me the willies." "Surprise! Make America Great Again!"

"Luke, use to Force, or crush up the Adderall Chewbacca gave you and snort it – your call."

"Sure, you can renew your subscription over the phone too. Need any prescriptions, too?"

'I don't understand why you don't want to take your daily medication.'

"My doctor has me on a lot of prescriptions."

'Would you please stop laughing and just give me something for my athletes foot?'

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

"No, it's not the safety cap that's stuck!

R Prescriptions

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

Medical Building Directory: Dr. Larry Nix, Dr. Sally Putty, etc..

"This is for the pain and these are for the side effects."

'Side effects may include....'

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

"Our psychopharmacologist is a genius."

Medical Examinations.

Pediatrics: Anatomy

"What I'm prescribing is so cutting edge, even I can't pronounce it."

"Look on the bright side – the Rogaine worked!"

'The FDA now requires that we have an actor show you what kinds of side effects you might experience.'

These Sales Reps get more aggressive every year.

'...the side effects of this designer drug are more beneficial than it's intended use!'

Drug vending machines at hospital.

"I forget. If I have an adverse reaction, do I call my doctor or my lawyer?"

"36% of our focus group suffered from the side effects, while 14% enjoyed them."

The start of a clinical drug trial. Your honor, we will prove beyond a reasonable doubt this pill is both safe and effective.

August, 1897 - Arthur Eichengrun invents aspirin.