Pharmacy Enthusiast Prints

Side Effects

Placebonex: 'Make sure to take it every day, otherwise the effect wears off.'

Where cough syrup comes from.

"This drug has such pleasant side effects I consider them value-added."

"This one has the most friends."

"I forget. If I have an adverse reaction, do I call my doctor or my lawyer?"

"I might suggest Ritalin."

'The side effects are - a giddy feeling, sudden palpitations of the heart and a date with the pharmacist.'

"This one is over the counter. But, as yet, under the radar."

'I'm going to refer you to a podiatrist. Increased foot size is a side effect of the erectile dysfunction medication I prescribed.'

'...I forgot to refill my ulcer prescription.'

'I'm sorry, sir -- we're not allowed to sell Geritol on election day.'

'Have you got anything for late onset whimsy?'

"No, a topical anesthetic isn't something you must discuss a lot."

"Here's your prescription, Dave. And I take it you'll be cancelling your date with my daughter?!"

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

"This is for the pain and these are for the side effects."

'Side effects may include....'

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

"Our psychopharmacologist is a genius."

"Look on the bright side – the Rogaine worked!"

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

"What I'm prescribing is so cutting edge, even I can't pronounce it."

"I understand they've uncovered some weird new side effects since you were here last."

These Sales Reps get more aggressive every year.

'...the side effects of this designer drug are more beneficial than it's intended use!'

Drug vending machines at hospital.

"36% of our focus group suffered from the side effects, while 14% enjoyed them."

August, 1897 - Arthur Eichengrun invents aspirin.

"For the perfect sedative, take the juice from a bottle of whisky..."

'Drugs' 'Viruses'.

Medical Supplies

"Doric Ionic Ozempic"

Meds Toast

'The $39.95 is for the prescription, sir, and the $7 surcharge is a little something for our handwriting expert.'