Pharma Aficionado Prints

I won THAT Pulitzer for a drug name.

Placebo Manufacturing Inc.

'What does Perkemup do? What would like it to do?'

'This Viagra nasal spray gives me nose bleeds.'

"Doric Ionic Ozempic"

'I own Acme Drug stock, so fill this prescription with their product.'

'Pharma stocks rose on news life in Iraq is so bad, everyone is hooked on anti-depressants.'

"Its name - Kamizak - just sounds too threatening."

"I've never felt better since I fell into that vat of antibiotics."

"It does have a side effect. You'll faint when I tell you how much it will cost to produce."

Be Healthy

Medical Building Directory: Dr. Larry Nix, Dr. Sally Putty, etc..

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

'Fitness guru.'

"This is for the pain and these are for the side effects."

'Wendy! I'm glad you came over! I want you to see my baby's ultrasound hologram!'

'Side effects may include....'

"Sometimes it helps to turn a question around. Why not you?"

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

'Another day. . . another half dozen medical breakthroughs for us to comprehend. . .'

"Our psychopharmacologist is a genius."

Medical Examinations.

"My approach is nontraditional, but from a uniquely Western perspective."

"Hey, this anti-depressant you've come up with really works"

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

"We're going to run some tests: bloodwork, a cat-scan and the S.A.T.'s."

"What I'm prescribing is so cutting edge, even I can't pronounce it."

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

Man on left - 'What do you call a public servant who spends half their time doing private work?' Man on right - 'An MP?'

'Hey, this guy's been operated on before!'

"Look on the bright side – the Rogaine worked!"

Pediatrics: Anatomy

'Two Aspirins'...'Brain Tumor'

These Sales Reps get more aggressive every year.