Pharmacology Enthusiast Mugs

'H-m-m-mm...may cause insomnia, joint pain, nausea, dizziness, lethargy,gas, irritability, muscle ache, bloating and may nullify the initial good feeling'

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

'How about a toast to my breakthrough?!'

'You won't believe this, but even if the vaccine works, they wont give it to other sick mice.'

London GPs could become an endangered species.

"This is for the pain and these are for the side effects."

"The doctor was more lucid today! That's a good sign!"

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

'Side effects may include....'

"Thanks to modern medicine, we now have drugs to make any season the season to be jolly."

Alexander Fleming

"Fruity nose, hints of wild cherry, soothing on the palate, goes well with cough and cold."

"Our psychopharmacologist is a genius."

"I hate it when the palcebo does better than the drugs we're testing."

'How could it have been rough for you back in Pharmacy school, Dad? You only had penicillin and aspirin.'

"...and you call yourself a computational immunotox-pharmacological an-diffracctiion bimolecular therapeutic ononclonal-antibody genomic metabolic-endocrinologist."

"Look on the bright side – the Rogaine worked!"

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

"What I'm prescribing is so cutting edge, even I can't pronounce it."

"I understand they've uncovered some weird new side effects since you were here last."

'Just for kicks, let's come up with something that has a good side effect.'

These Sales Reps get more aggressive every year.

'If you begin to feel unwell, start or stop taking aspirin...'

'...the side effects of this designer drug are more beneficial than it's intended use!'

"I forget. If I have an adverse reaction, do I call my doctor or my lawyer?"

"We've managed to cut down the 16 pills you're taking to just one!"

"36% of our focus group suffered from the side effects, while 14% enjoyed them."

'You can't call it a miracle drug just because you added miracle whip!'

August, 1897 - Arthur Eichengrun invents aspirin.

Professor Yomp is working overtime, trying to find a synthetic rhino horn.'

'Excuse me, Professor Hippocrates...but when do we learn how to hit out of bunkers?'