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'Side effects may include loss of appetite, job, home and family.'

Will this prescription interect with the meds already in my drinking water?

'We had a little trouble mixing your prescription. Can you stop back in 20 minutes?'

"I can't afford to take on any new conditions at this time."

Pills

'We're all pretty much in agreement that this is what your doctor scribbled as your prescription.'

'Take two of these after I leave the room.'

Roy felt it was important to act out any side effects that a prescription might cause.

'It's tough to swallow!'

"I hope that's not a brand name. My insurance company will only cover the generic."

'I want to complain. I got better before the medicine was finished.'

You need more estrogen pills for Trixie?

'Don't worry about the side effects. You already suffer from all the side effects caused by this medication.'

'It says take all your medication,if you can afford it.'

Medical Supplies

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"It does have a side effect. You'll faint when I tell you how much it will cost to produce."

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

"It turns out that if you give a hundred monkeys a hundred typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."

What's an Imax cave?

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

"Werewolves of London..."

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

Giant slug attacks a city

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

Star Wars Audience

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

Healthy living has added years to Melvin's life.

"Which part are you reading for?"