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'Mmm... the bouquet flickers around the nose like butterflies sweetly scented by the shower from a the milk of a goddesses breasts.'

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

Flying sauces.

"Which wine would you pair with the complimentary bread and butter?"

You're the botanicals in my gin

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

'Do you want your zebra de la margola rare, medium or well done?'

"Waiter, there's a hare in my salad!"

Prosecco

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

"Pistachio almond—that's the buyout."

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

'In case of fire, don't panic, pay your bill then run like hell.'

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

'George, you're supposed to be tasting the wine, not seeing what effect it has.'

'The braised toucan was fine...although I found the bill a little large.'

"....and hold the garlic."

Man Trying to Uncork Champagne.

"I'm unable to process this image."

"Next time make up your mind and just pick one!"

"Would madam like to sniff the resealable cap?"

Waiter does not want to see customer make bubbles in his wine.

'What do you recommend?.' 'A big tip.'

"All good things must come to an end...unless I use both of my giant-size super-pots."

Mary Margaret, the best bar Nun.