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'Mmm... the bouquet flickers around the nose like butterflies sweetly scented by the shower from a the milk of a goddesses breasts.'

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

Flying sauces.

"Which wine would you pair with the complimentary bread and butter?"

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

You're the botanicals in my gin

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

Periodic table for two. Chez LMN't

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

"Waiter, there's a hare in my salad!"

'Do you want your zebra de la margola rare, medium or well done?'

"Pistachio almond—that's the buyout."

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

Prosecco

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'In case of fire, don't panic, pay your bill then run like hell.'

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

'George, you're supposed to be tasting the wine, not seeing what effect it has.'

'You're going to be in heaven. Cindy makes the most amazing carrot cakes!'

'The braised toucan was fine...although I found the bill a little large.'

Man Trying to Uncork Champagne.

"....and hold the garlic."

"Next time make up your mind and just pick one!"

"I'm unable to process this image."

"Would madam like to sniff the resealable cap?"

Mary Margaret, the best bar Nun.

"He'd like the broiled monkfish, too, but first he's having a quick taste of the gutter."

'What do you recommend?.' 'A big tip.'