Vintage Treat Enthusiast Pillows

'Fruitcake, pfefferneusse, we'd like you to consider early retirement.'

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

You're the puff in my pastry!

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

Chocolate Shop

"We value your input, but all your suggestions involve more play-time, naps and treats."

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

Patissier

Tzatzikicicle

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

Two boys eating ice cream

"Would you like the Death by Chocolate, Cheesecake, Brownie, Fudge, or just peacefully while you sleep?"

"Three yummies, a pat on the head, and a 'Good doggy.' That's my client's final offer."

"I don't usually like green food, but that looks pretty good."

"Unfortunately for my waistline, the only thing sweeter than mom's holiday greeting is her holiday eating!"

Shark with fish lollipops

A boxing match between Apple Brown Betty and Apple Pan Dowdy

"It's a dessert island...!"

'Arctic Rolls are getting smaller.'

Magical box of chocolates.

"Salt lick lollipops! Thanks Mum!"

Clockwork Doll

What do you wish for next year?

"I once dropped my cousin on a hotplate, just to watch him melt."

Even in his dessert choices he tended to be arbitrary and unilateral.

"Meals on Wheels"

Flight Crew Holiday Treats

'That's $27.50, including the fuel surcharge, carbon tax, noise nuisance and environmental impact fee.'

"For your convenience, we ate all the candy you probably wouldn't like."

Hand-Made Chocolates - Chef blowing nose.

"Oh, baby, hot caramel? You're going to dip me in hot caramel? I'll be right over."