Whimsical Treat Enthusiast Gifts

"Salt lick lollipops! Thanks Mum!"

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

You're the puff in my pastry!

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"We value your input, but all your suggestions involve more play-time, naps and treats."

'Leo, did you forget to walk the snail?'

Tzatzikicicle

Serenade for you...

"Three yummies, a pat on the head, and a 'Good doggy.' That's my client's final offer."

"I don't usually like green food, but that looks pretty good."

A Kangermoo

"Unfortunately for my waistline, the only thing sweeter than mom's holiday greeting is her holiday eating!"

'Fruitcake, pfefferneusse, we'd like you to consider early retirement.'

So what else did you get for your birthday?

"It's a dessert island...!"

What do you wish for next year?

"How do you want your slice - with or without a ballerina?"

"I once dropped my cousin on a hotplate, just to watch him melt."

About Santa 2017.

A Chinese dragon comes for US farm products.

"Alternatively we could make them all sexy."

"Oh, baby, hot caramel? You're going to dip me in hot caramel? I'll be right over."

'The Tooth Fairy and her evil twin, the Sweet-Tooth Fairy.'

'I can't remember a day this hot, can you?'

Advent fridge

'They're not so much chewy as inedible.'

Bear sucks maple sugar from tree.

'Please, Pookie, just one time...pleeaase..Beg!'

Balloon Sausages.

Welsh Cakes

"I give up! I stock up on chicken treats and now the cat tells me he's gone vegetarian!"

'Apparently, someone went on my computer and ordered fifty cases of doggy num nums...would you happen to know anything about that?'