Tempted Treat-lover Gifts

'I feel smaller already.'

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

You're the puff in my pastry!

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

"It's hard being a grownup, too – did you know we have absolutely zero limits on treats?"

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

Tzatzikicicle

'... Of course, I had to train for this job. I went to sundae school.'

"Whoa! One last doughnut left."

"I don't usually like green food, but that looks pretty good."

A day in the life of a dog.

"Unfortunately for my waistline, the only thing sweeter than mom's holiday greeting is her holiday eating!"

"Junior just kept saying 'add to cart...add to cart...'."

"It's a dessert island...!"

Ice cream van - Large cone.

'Consider it part of a stimulus package. Do a good job cleaning out the gutters and you get the hole box.'

Healthy Chocolate Co.

"I once dropped my cousin on a hotplate, just to watch him melt."

What do you wish for next year?

Flight Crew Holiday Treats

"Salt lick lollipops! Thanks Mum!"

"This is going to be a two-cupcake Friday."

"My papi says never put off till tomorrow what you can do today. 10 paletas please!"

Pack of oreos.

"The diet section is located next to the snack bar."

'Of course I forgive you. That's what friends do. How did you know it fell out of my cone?'

'They're not so much chewy as inedible.'

Advent fridge

World's best carrot cakes.

"Fortunately for me, I can't get enough of this song."

"Not only do these new treats taste like table scraps, they're also good for you."

'What's the in flavor with the young crowd these days?'

'Cheer-up, buddy! I'll just betcha after bankruptcy and restructuring, your iconic snack cake will be back in that vending machine.'