Glutton For Treats Gifts

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

'... Of course, I had to train for this job. I went to sundae school.'

"I don't usually like green food, but that looks pretty good."

"Unfortunately for my waistline, the only thing sweeter than mom's holiday greeting is her holiday eating!"

'I'll have the 'All of the above.''

Alarming symptoms after eating boiled beef and gooseberry pie

'Your check? Certainly,sir -- would you like it itemized?'

'You've only been here 20 minutes and you've already lost weight? I don't see a problem. . .'

'Ruddy european labelling legislation'

Flight Crew Holiday Treats

What do you wish for next year?

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'

"I used to be a foodie. Now I'm a fussy glutton."

"My papi says never put off till tomorrow what you can do today. 10 paletas please!"

How to Get Rid of All the Snow

'Just let it go, kid... You knew this line of work has its risks.'

"In Mexico and El Salvador, they call cake 'pastel.' Colombians and Argentines call it a 'torta.' Puerto Ricans and 'Domicans call it 'bizcocho.' And Cubans call it 'keik.'"

'They're not so much chewy as inedible.'

Advent fridge

'What kinda dessert will I miss out on if I don't eat this stuff'

"Fortunately for me, I can't get enough of this song."

Welsh Cakes

It was almost called 'Jerry Bens' until the famous eat-off of '78,

'Cheer-up, buddy! I'll just betcha after bankruptcy and restructuring, your iconic snack cake will be back in that vending machine.'

"There better not be anything in there about the lust of food."

Man Eater

'You're not going to eat that alone are you?'

If you're bothered by the guilt, I can put two scoops of real butter pecan ice cream in one of our Lo-Cal Fat-Free cups.

Grandson more interested in sweets than love

"Sorry kids, since my freezer's broken, if you want ice cream it only makes sense for me to charge you milkshake price."

'I feel smaller already.'

'Behold! The most awesome Halloween cupcakes ever made!'

"We have names for 37 types of sno-cones.".