Quirky Snack Enthusiast Gifts

'I try to supply the best of both worlds.'

Oh, Boy, Mom. A peanut and jellyworm sandwich.'

Tartine

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

Rage.

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

Love is when you watch television together.

Super Heroes.

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

Budget Bureau. Ernie, spilling something from every food group on it, does not make it a "balanced" budget!

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

How The Sausage Is Eaten

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

"We serve danishes because that's just how I roll!"

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

Back in 5 minutes!

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

'You do realise that's pot pourii?'

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

Pope tarts.

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

Sheltering in place.