Treasure Treat Seekers T-Shirts

'Jam roly-poly, treacle tart, ice cream... We're in luck, it's a dessert island.'

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"I think I just solved my cash flow problem."

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

"We value your input, but all your suggestions involve more play-time, naps and treats."

Treasure Island Book.

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

"...it's another metal detector."

Dept. of the Treasury

Pirate dogs burying bones.

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

"Enough with the garage sales, Harold."

"Wow, I was expecting to also get a pearl, but I'll take a panini."

Missing Easter Egg

'These new metal detectors are great!'

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."