Treasure Treat Seekers T-Shirts

'Jam roly-poly, treacle tart, ice cream... We're in luck, it's a dessert island.'

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"I think I just solved my cash flow problem."

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

"We value your input, but all your suggestions involve more play-time, naps and treats."

Hey, I think I found something. Heavy metal detector.

Treasure Island Book.

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

Dept. of the Treasury

'I meant a book report on 'Treasure Island,' not a report on the Muppet movie version.'

"...it's another metal detector."

Pirate dogs burying bones.

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

Missing Easter Egg

"Enough with the garage sales, Harold."

'These new metal detectors are great!'

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

"Wow, I was expecting to also get a pearl, but I'll take a panini."