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Sesame Noodles

'I sent out for everything.'

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

"I was hoping we could order pizza tonight."

I haven't been down there since last Valentine's day. I want to check on a couple who asked me to rekindle their romance. A year ago I told them that thanks to me they'd be spending more time together and less time at their offices. I said I'd make it so they'd have lots of nights at home ordering some take-out and watching a movie. They must be very happy with me. All I did was shoot an arrow of love, but apparently they think I caused some sort of pandemic to happen!

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

Some days, we all just feel like a little take-out lo mein.

'Ok. I'm cooking dinner. What sounds good?'

Man with a pizza in 'Lover's Lane.'

"I think we overordered."

Couple sharing the plastic widget from a pizza box like a chicken's wish bone

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

"This lockdown is GREAT! - We can spend all day on our computers, eating takeaway junk food and watching crap TV while gambling on our iphones!"

'My hero!'

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'You want Chinese food? Are you going to have a baby or something?'

"Do you want the last piece, or can I have it?"

"This isn't the binge watching I had in mind."

'I'm tired - let's outsource dinner tonight.'

"Careful it's hot." (Colour)

Food van driving through an office.

"If I had a restaurant, it would be called the Can and Microwave"

Stay at home food pyramid

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

'I just come here for the ambiance. The food's lousy, so ordered a pizza be delivered.'

'Tomorrow we'll just have lettuce and water, OK.'

...the onion rings

"I'm on a diet. Mini-size it!"