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'My Lee's creative with food. He always customizes his toppings when we phone for pizza.'

'That one, and that one, and that one, and. . .'

'I sent out for everything.'

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

"I was hoping we could order pizza tonight."

I haven't been down there since last Valentine's day. I want to check on a couple who asked me to rekindle their romance. A year ago I told them that thanks to me they'd be spending more time together and less time at their offices. I said I'd make it so they'd have lots of nights at home ordering some take-out and watching a movie. They must be very happy with me. All I did was shoot an arrow of love, but apparently they think I caused some sort of pandemic to happen!

'Ok. I'm cooking dinner. What sounds good?'

Man with a pizza in 'Lover's Lane.'

'You want Chinese food? Are you going to have a baby or something?'

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

'My hero!'

Couple sharing the plastic widget from a pizza box like a chicken's wish bone

"Do you want the last piece, or can I have it?"

"Careful it's hot." (Colour)

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

Stay at home food pyramid

Food van driving through an office.

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

'I'm tired - let's outsource dinner tonight.'

'I just come here for the ambiance. The food's lousy, so ordered a pizza be delivered.'

...the onion rings

'No tables are available at this time. Would you be interested in take-out?'

"What do you say we let the service sector handle our dining needs for tonight?"

'Now that's what I call fast food.'

"And the kitchen is ideal for people who like to eat out."

"I'm on a diet. Mini-size it!"

"Sorry for the wait - I hope it wasn't too long."

Best Pizza in Town, Best Pizza in the World and Best Pizza on the Block.