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Vegetarian Kebabs

24-hour Hot Dog Machine.

...the onion rings

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

Dîner Transportable - plus dessert.

Esp Pizza - You'll get it before you order it, or it's free!

'Can we get this to go? There's a ball game on TV.'

The late bird orders a take away.

Cloneburgers

Leftover quorn for Peel. - 'What have we here? Leftover quorn.' - 'Oh, no! Tragedy strikes... now my only option is takeaway.' -

This fish is battered! Thank goodness I remembered the insurance!

Mugger mugging fast food.

"We wont' be needed an Indian mean now, thank you very much. A rather delicious pizza beat you to it."

'Hi hon!... is that you?... It's a good thing you picked up pizza... the power just went out!'

'Please listen carefully. As our menu has changed for Asian fried rice. press one. For Indian umplings, press two. For Tandoori chicken press three...'

"You know I don't cook on vacation. We order everything in a bag, box or bucket."

"We keep getting billed from DoorDash. Who here has been ordering all this food?"

'I'm tired - let's outsource dinner tonight.'

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

Take Away - "I don't know much about rat, but I know what I like."

"This is actually quite good. Remember the first time you tried to order pizza?"

Food van driving through an office.

"Want me to slap up something or do take away?"

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

They'll never help us get off this island...we're their best customers!

Fast food for human and pet.

"Your wife might be a brilliant cook, but my wife orders the world's best pizza!"

"Sorry for the wait - I hope it wasn't too long."

"So, order in or go out?"

'I sent out for everything.'

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'