Takeaway Food T-Shirts

"War of bat, tail of dog. Leg of horse, head of fro...Let's just phone for a pizza."

Meditation Munchies

"These are the best seats. Remember when they used to put us next to the bus stop?"

Actually the drive through is next door.

'Pizza delivery standards are not what they used to be!'

'We won't be needing a kitchen now we can afford take away every night.'

'How much exactly is a chinese takeaway?'

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

Restaurant - Take Away

The Starving Night

Another 'Life is Sweet!' Moment

'I sent out for everything.'

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

"I was hoping we could order pizza tonight."

I haven't been down there since last Valentine's day. I want to check on a couple who asked me to rekindle their romance. A year ago I told them that thanks to me they'd be spending more time together and less time at their offices. I said I'd make it so they'd have lots of nights at home ordering some take-out and watching a movie. They must be very happy with me. All I did was shoot an arrow of love, but apparently they think I caused some sort of pandemic to happen!

'Ok. I'm cooking dinner. What sounds good?'

Man with a pizza in 'Lover's Lane.'

'My hero!'

'You want Chinese food? Are you going to have a baby or something?'

Couple sharing the plastic widget from a pizza box like a chicken's wish bone

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

Cosy night in

"Do you want the last piece, or can I have it?"

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

Food van driving through an office.

Stay at home food pyramid

'I'm tired - let's outsource dinner tonight.'

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"