Ordering Takeout T-Shirts

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

'I sent out for everything.'

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

'How is the water prepared?'

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

'I realize it's not on the menu but I'm on a diet and I'd like an air fern salad.'

Man sitting and reading 'Joy of Take Out' book surrounded by take out boxes.

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

"So are you can't cook or won't cook?"

"Do you want to order in or wither and die?"

'Ok. I'm cooking dinner. What sounds good?'

'You want Chinese food? Are you going to have a baby or something?'

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

'My hero!'

Couple sharing the plastic widget from a pizza box like a chicken's wish bone

"I think we overordered."

"Do you want the last piece, or can I have it?"

Pizza Study Party

"Careful it's hot." (Colour)

Stay at home food pyramid

"If I had a restaurant, it would be called the Can and Microwave"

'How does pizza for dinner sound to you?'

Pizza at the Round Table

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

'I'm tired - let's outsource dinner tonight.'

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

Food van driving through an office.