Takeout Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Your sole use of credit has been to purchase Chinese takeout food. That's why you can't get a mortgage."

"Our fridge stays full of nutritious, low fat food because we usually end up ordering pizza."

'Sounds way too complicated, let's phone for a take away.'

'I'm tired - let's outsource dinner tonight.'

12 Hangry Men

'I'm tired - let's outsource dinner tonight.'

'Tomorrow we'll just have lettuce and water, OK.'

ACCUPIZZA: "I think I understand the source of your confusion, Sir. You were under the impression that 'Accu' stood for 'Accurate'."

Lighthouse pizza deliveries.

'While Mom's away Dad will be feeding us from the four major food groups: Canned, Frozen, Fast and Junk.'

'The Cod's off, but you can have whale and chips.'

'Relaxing with accupressure is easy. Press here, here, here and here, and order take-out.'

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

To her, the four basic food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.

Convention - Chinese Takeout.

They'll never help us get off this island...we're their best customers!

Papi's idea of a good father vs. Baldo's idea of a good father: dinner plans.

"I ordered out...authentic Chinese food!"

"Dad's doing dinner tonight. You want yours in a box, bucket or bag?"

In Case of Emergency: Pizza

"If I had a restaurant, it would be called the Can and Microwave"

Currently, I can only offer takeout service.

Fresh Cod and Chips: So fresh...it hasn't been caught yet!

Even before we began to order in, my dad was always keen to skip the dishes!

Dinner Deliveries

"Whatever happened on that other island, this is the way he likes it now."

Wheel of Dinner

"Sometimes all you want is a mediocre place to eat something you could have made better yourself if you weren't so lazy."

"I think we overordered."

"You first. Crab Rangoon has the right of way over cheese pizza."

"I brought takeout menus."

"What do you say we let the service sector handle our dining needs for tonight?"

"Now, if we could turn our attention to item six, moo shu pork for $6.95."

"It says here you once ordered take-out for twenty-seven nights in a row. What kind of person does that?"

"Careful it's hot."