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"Do you fancy ordering a pizza boy?"

'A cheeky red?'

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

Man sitting and reading 'Joy of Take Out' book surrounded by take out boxes.

'And thanks be to the lord that we're going out to eat on Friday...'

"So are you can't cook or won't cook?"

"Do you want to order in or wither and die?"

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

'We're losing the mid-morning market. Let's put a hamburger in a glazed donut and call it brunch.'

'Ok. I'm cooking dinner. What sounds good?'

'My hero!'

"I think we overordered."

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

Cosy night in

'You want Chinese food? Are you going to have a baby or something?'

'Some blue-arsed fly you turned out to be.'

"Do you want the last piece, or can I have it?"

Pizza Study Party

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

Pizza at the Round Table

'How does pizza for dinner sound to you?'

Stay at home food pyramid

Big Burgers.

"This isn't the binge watching I had in mind."

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

'I'm tired - let's outsource dinner tonight.'

"If I had a restaurant, it would be called the Can and Microwave"

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

"Careful it's hot." (Colour)