Takeout Connoisseurs Pillows

"Do you fancy ordering a pizza boy?"

'A cheeky red?'

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

Man sitting and reading 'Joy of Take Out' book surrounded by take out boxes.

'And thanks be to the lord that we're going out to eat on Friday...'

I haven't been down there since last Valentine's day. I want to check on a couple who asked me to rekindle their romance. A year ago I told them that thanks to me they'd be spending more time together and less time at their offices. I said I'd make it so they'd have lots of nights at home ordering some take-out and watching a movie. They must be very happy with me. All I did was shoot an arrow of love, but apparently they think I caused some sort of pandemic to happen!

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

"I was hoping we could order pizza tonight."

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

"So are you can't cook or won't cook?"

"Do you want to order in or wither and die?"

Some days, we all just feel like a little take-out lo mein.

'We're losing the mid-morning market. Let's put a hamburger in a glazed donut and call it brunch.'

'Ok. I'm cooking dinner. What sounds good?'

'Some blue-arsed fly you turned out to be.'

'You want Chinese food? Are you going to have a baby or something?'

'My hero!'

"This lockdown is GREAT! - We can spend all day on our computers, eating takeaway junk food and watching crap TV while gambling on our iphones!"

"I think we overordered."

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

Cosy night in

"Do you want the last piece, or can I have it?"

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

Pizza Study Party

"This isn't the binge watching I had in mind."

"Careful it's hot." (Colour)

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

Pizza at the Round Table

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

Stay at home food pyramid

"If I had a restaurant, it would be called the Can and Microwave"

Big Burgers.

'I'm tired - let's outsource dinner tonight.'

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"