Takeaway Enthusiasts Pillows

'Please listen carefully. As our menu has changed for Asian fried rice. press one. For Indian umplings, press two. For Tandoori chicken press three...'

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

Man sitting and reading 'Joy of Take Out' book surrounded by take out boxes.

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

"I was hoping we could order pizza tonight."

Some days, we all just feel like a little take-out lo mein.

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

"Do you want to order in or wither and die?"

'Ok. I'm cooking dinner. What sounds good?'

Cosy night in

'My hero!'

'You want Chinese food? Are you going to have a baby or something?'

"I think we overordered."

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

'Some blue-arsed fly you turned out to be.'

"This lockdown is GREAT! - We can spend all day on our computers, eating takeaway junk food and watching crap TV while gambling on our iphones!"

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

"Do you want the last piece, or can I have it?"

Pizza Study Party

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

"If I had a restaurant, it would be called the Can and Microwave"

Stay at home food pyramid

'I'm tired - let's outsource dinner tonight.'

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

Pizza at the Round Table

"Careful it's hot." (Colour)

Food van driving through an office.

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

"This isn't the binge watching I had in mind."

'How does pizza for dinner sound to you?'

'I just come here for the ambiance. The food's lousy, so ordered a pizza be delivered.'

...the onion rings