Takeaway Enthusiasts Mugs

'Please listen carefully. As our menu has changed for Asian fried rice. press one. For Indian umplings, press two. For Tandoori chicken press three...'

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

Man sitting and reading 'Joy of Take Out' book surrounded by take out boxes.

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

"Do you want to order in or wither and die?"

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

'Ok. I'm cooking dinner. What sounds good?'

'My hero!'

'You want Chinese food? Are you going to have a baby or something?'

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

'Some blue-arsed fly you turned out to be.'

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

"I think we overordered."

Cosy night in

"Do you want the last piece, or can I have it?"

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

Pizza Study Party

'How does pizza for dinner sound to you?'

'I'm tired - let's outsource dinner tonight.'

"If I had a restaurant, it would be called the Can and Microwave"

Food van driving through an office.

"This isn't the binge watching I had in mind."

Stay at home food pyramid

Pizza at the Round Table

"Careful it's hot." (Colour)

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

'I just come here for the ambiance. The food's lousy, so ordered a pizza be delivered.'

...the onion rings

'Tomorrow we'll just have lettuce and water, OK.'