Take-away Aficionado Mugs

'Why do we always get take-away when it's your turn to cook?'

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

Man sitting and reading 'Joy of Take Out' book surrounded by take out boxes.

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

"Do you want to order in or wither and die?"

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

'Ok. I'm cooking dinner. What sounds good?'

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

'My hero!'

'You want Chinese food? Are you going to have a baby or something?'

'Some blue-arsed fly you turned out to be.'

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

"I think we overordered."

Cosy night in

"Do you want the last piece, or can I have it?"

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

Pizza Study Party

"Careful it's hot." (Colour)

"If I had a restaurant, it would be called the Can and Microwave"

'How does pizza for dinner sound to you?'

"This isn't the binge watching I had in mind."

Pizza at the Round Table

Stay at home food pyramid

'I'm tired - let's outsource dinner tonight.'

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

'I just come here for the ambiance. The food's lousy, so ordered a pizza be delivered.'

...the onion rings

'Tomorrow we'll just have lettuce and water, OK.'

'No tables are available at this time. Would you be interested in take-out?'

'My wife's idea of the four basic food groups is canned, frozen, freeze-dried and carry-out.'