Take-away Aficionado Mugs

'Why do we always get take-away when it's your turn to cook?'

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

Man sitting and reading 'Joy of Take Out' book surrounded by take out boxes.

"Do you want to order in or wither and die?"

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

"I was hoping we could order pizza tonight."

Some days, we all just feel like a little take-out lo mein.

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

'Ok. I'm cooking dinner. What sounds good?'

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

'You want Chinese food? Are you going to have a baby or something?'

'Some blue-arsed fly you turned out to be.'

"This lockdown is GREAT! - We can spend all day on our computers, eating takeaway junk food and watching crap TV while gambling on our iphones!"

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

"I think we overordered."

Cosy night in

'My hero!'

"Do you want the last piece, or can I have it?"

Pizza Study Party

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

"If I had a restaurant, it would be called the Can and Microwave"

Stay at home food pyramid

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

Pizza at the Round Table

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

"Careful it's hot." (Colour)

'I'm tired - let's outsource dinner tonight.'

"This isn't the binge watching I had in mind."

'How does pizza for dinner sound to you?'

'I just come here for the ambiance. The food's lousy, so ordered a pizza be delivered.'

...the onion rings

'Tomorrow we'll just have lettuce and water, OK.'

'No tables are available at this time. Would you be interested in take-out?'