Takeaway Aficionado Mugs

'The long winters really have an effect on Greg's mood.'

"The cod's off, but you can have whale and chips."

'He's certainly going to 'go large' with that lot!'

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

Chinese meals on wheels

This fish is battered! Thank goodness I remembered the insurance!

Ye Olde Kebabbe Shoppe.

'How much exactly is a chinese takeaway?'

Mugger mugging fast food.

Cosy night in

"Does it have the extra cheese like I requested?"

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

Man sitting and reading 'Joy of Take Out' book surrounded by take out boxes.

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

"I was hoping we could order pizza tonight."

"Do you want to order in or wither and die?"

I haven't been down there since last Valentine's day. I want to check on a couple who asked me to rekindle their romance. A year ago I told them that thanks to me they'd be spending more time together and less time at their offices. I said I'd make it so they'd have lots of nights at home ordering some take-out and watching a movie. They must be very happy with me. All I did was shoot an arrow of love, but apparently they think I caused some sort of pandemic to happen!

Some days, we all just feel like a little take-out lo mein.

'Ok. I'm cooking dinner. What sounds good?'

'Some blue-arsed fly you turned out to be.'

'You want Chinese food? Are you going to have a baby or something?'

'My hero!'

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

"I think we overordered."

"This lockdown is GREAT! - We can spend all day on our computers, eating takeaway junk food and watching crap TV while gambling on our iphones!"

"Do you want the last piece, or can I have it?"

Pizza Study Party

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

"If I had a restaurant, it would be called the Can and Microwave"