Take-out Aficionado Mugs

"Because we're a family, that's why. You set the table I dial the phone, and your father orders the chinese food."

The Way of All Duck Sauce

'No tables are available at this time. Would you be interested in take-out?'

"I thought it was time to throw out the pizza boxes. What's amazing is it's just from the weekend."

'I sent out for everything.'

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

Man sitting and reading 'Joy of Take Out' book surrounded by take out boxes.

"Do you want to order in or wither and die?"

"So are you can't cook or won't cook?"

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

'Ok. I'm cooking dinner. What sounds good?'

'Some blue-arsed fly you turned out to be.'

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

Couple sharing the plastic widget from a pizza box like a chicken's wish bone

Cosy night in

'You want Chinese food? Are you going to have a baby or something?'

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

'My hero!'

"I think we overordered."

"Do you want the last piece, or can I have it?"

Pizza Study Party

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

"Careful it's hot." (Colour)

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

Pizza at the Round Table

'How does pizza for dinner sound to you?'

"If I had a restaurant, it would be called the Can and Microwave"

Stay at home food pyramid