Takeout Enthusiasts Mugs

"Stupid flu season."

'Gone out, your dinner's in the telephone' dial a pizza

Chinese noodles.

'You want Chinese food? Are you going to have a baby or something?'

'I sent out for everything.'

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

Man sitting and reading 'Joy of Take Out' book surrounded by take out boxes.

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

"Do you want to order in or wither and die?"

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

"So are you can't cook or won't cook?"

'Ok. I'm cooking dinner. What sounds good?'

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

'My hero!'

'Some blue-arsed fly you turned out to be.'

Couple sharing the plastic widget from a pizza box like a chicken's wish bone

"I think we overordered."

Cosy night in

"Do you want the last piece, or can I have it?"

Pizza Study Party

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

"This isn't the binge watching I had in mind."

Stay at home food pyramid

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

"If I had a restaurant, it would be called the Can and Microwave"

'I'm tired - let's outsource dinner tonight.'

'How does pizza for dinner sound to you?'

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

Pizza at the Round Table

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

"Careful it's hot." (Colour)