Take-out Aficionado Gifts

"Because we're a family, that's why. You set the table I dial the phone, and your father orders the chinese food."

The Way of All Duck Sauce

'No tables are available at this time. Would you be interested in take-out?'

"I thought it was time to throw out the pizza boxes. What's amazing is it's just from the weekend."

'I sent out for everything.'

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

Man sitting and reading 'Joy of Take Out' book surrounded by take out boxes.

I haven't been down there since last Valentine's day. I want to check on a couple who asked me to rekindle their romance. A year ago I told them that thanks to me they'd be spending more time together and less time at their offices. I said I'd make it so they'd have lots of nights at home ordering some take-out and watching a movie. They must be very happy with me. All I did was shoot an arrow of love, but apparently they think I caused some sort of pandemic to happen!

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

"So are you can't cook or won't cook?"

"I was hoping we could order pizza tonight."

"Do you want to order in or wither and die?"

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

Some days, we all just feel like a little take-out lo mein.

Man with a pizza in 'Lover's Lane.'

'Ok. I'm cooking dinner. What sounds good?'

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

'My hero!'

Cosy night in

'Some blue-arsed fly you turned out to be.'

Couple sharing the plastic widget from a pizza box like a chicken's wish bone

"This lockdown is GREAT! - We can spend all day on our computers, eating takeaway junk food and watching crap TV while gambling on our iphones!"

"I think we overordered."

'You want Chinese food? Are you going to have a baby or something?'

"Do you want the last piece, or can I have it?"

Pizza Study Party

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

Pizza at the Round Table

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

"If I had a restaurant, it would be called the Can and Microwave"