Take-out Lover Gifts

'Today I invested in some Chinese stocks, but I felt greedy again in an hour.'

'I sent out for everything.'

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

Man sitting and reading 'Joy of Take Out' book surrounded by take out boxes.

"I was hoping we could order pizza tonight."

I haven't been down there since last Valentine's day. I want to check on a couple who asked me to rekindle their romance. A year ago I told them that thanks to me they'd be spending more time together and less time at their offices. I said I'd make it so they'd have lots of nights at home ordering some take-out and watching a movie. They must be very happy with me. All I did was shoot an arrow of love, but apparently they think I caused some sort of pandemic to happen!

"Do you want to order in or wither and die?"

"So are you can't cook or won't cook?"

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

Some days, we all just feel like a little take-out lo mein.

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

'Ok. I'm cooking dinner. What sounds good?'

Man with a pizza in 'Lover's Lane.'

Cosy night in

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

"This lockdown is GREAT! - We can spend all day on our computers, eating takeaway junk food and watching crap TV while gambling on our iphones!"

'My hero!'

Couple sharing the plastic widget from a pizza box like a chicken's wish bone

"I think we overordered."

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

'Some blue-arsed fly you turned out to be.'

'You want Chinese food? Are you going to have a baby or something?'

"Do you want the last piece, or can I have it?"

Pizza Study Party

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

Stay at home food pyramid

"Careful it's hot." (Colour)

'How does pizza for dinner sound to you?'

Pizza at the Round Table

"This isn't the binge watching I had in mind."

"If I had a restaurant, it would be called the Can and Microwave"