Take-out Gifts

'No tables are available at this time. Would you be interested in take-out?'

'Today I invested in some Chinese stocks, but I felt greedy again in an hour.'

'I sent out for everything.'

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

Man sitting and reading 'Joy of Take Out' book surrounded by take out boxes.

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

"Do you want to order in or wither and die?"

Some days, we all just feel like a little take-out lo mein.

I haven't been down there since last Valentine's day. I want to check on a couple who asked me to rekindle their romance. A year ago I told them that thanks to me they'd be spending more time together and less time at their offices. I said I'd make it so they'd have lots of nights at home ordering some take-out and watching a movie. They must be very happy with me. All I did was shoot an arrow of love, but apparently they think I caused some sort of pandemic to happen!

"So are you can't cook or won't cook?"

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

"I was hoping we could order pizza tonight."

Man with a pizza in 'Lover's Lane.'

'Ok. I'm cooking dinner. What sounds good?'

I don

'You want Chinese food? Are you going to have a baby or something?'

'My hero!'

"This lockdown is GREAT! - We can spend all day on our computers, eating takeaway junk food and watching crap TV while gambling on our iphones!"

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

Couple sharing the plastic widget from a pizza box like a chicken's wish bone

"I think we overordered."

"Do you want the last piece, or can I have it?"

Pizza Study Party

Stay at home food pyramid

'I'm tired - let's outsource dinner tonight.'

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

"If I had a restaurant, it would be called the Can and Microwave"

"Careful it's hot." (Colour)

'How does pizza for dinner sound to you?'