"Take Away Food" tramp waiting round corner to pounce
Take Away Food Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone obsessed with takeaway food? Explore our collection of fun, witty products celebrating their love for quick, delicious treats. Great for foodies, snackers, or anyone who appreciates the joy of a good takeaway session. Whether it’s for a birthday, funny surprise, or just because, our unique items add humor and personality to their favorite guilty pleasure.
'I sent out for everything.'
'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'
'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'
"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."
'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'
"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."
"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."
"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."
"I was hoping we could order pizza tonight."
'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'
I haven't been down there since last Valentine's day. I want to check on a couple who asked me to rekindle their romance. A year ago I told them that thanks to me they'd be spending more time together and less time at their offices. I said I'd make it so they'd have lots of nights at home ordering some take-out and watching a movie. They must be very happy with me. All I did was shoot an arrow of love, but apparently they think I caused some sort of pandemic to happen!
Man with a pizza in 'Lover's Lane.'
'Ok. I'm cooking dinner. What sounds good?'
Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips
'My hero!'
'You want Chinese food? Are you going to have a baby or something?'
Couple sharing the plastic widget from a pizza box like a chicken's wish bone
"Do you want the last piece, or can I have it?"
Food van driving through an office.
'I'm tired - let's outsource dinner tonight.'
'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'
"Careful it's hot." (Colour)
Stay at home food pyramid
"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"
'I just come here for the ambiance. The food's lousy, so ordered a pizza be delivered.'
...the onion rings
"Sorry for the wait - I hope it wasn't too long."
'Now that's what I call fast food.'
'My Lee's creative with food. He always customizes his toppings when we phone for pizza.'
"I'm on a diet. Mini-size it!"
'No tables are available at this time. Would you be interested in take-out?'
"For supper tonight, we'll have pizza, and cold pizza for dessert."
"What do you say we let the service sector handle our dining needs for tonight?"
"And the kitchen is ideal for people who like to eat out."
Take Away Food Gifts Collection
Take Away Food Mugs
Discover more delightful takeaway food mugs that turn every sip into a smile—perfect for quick bites and coffee breaks.
Take Away Food Pillows
Find funny and cozy takeaway food pillows that bring comfort and laughter to any sofa or bed.
Take Away Food Prints
Decorate with humor using our takeaway food prints—great for kitchens, dining areas, or as a witty gift for food enthusiasts.
Take Away Food T-Shirts
Explore our range of takeaway food-themed t-shirts—ideal for casual outings, food lovers, and those who like their humor served hot.