Takeaway Foodie Gifts

...the onion rings

"I don't blame the delivery guy for our food being cold. He did have to travel 30 miles by dog sled to get here."

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

Man sitting and reading 'Joy of Take Out' book surrounded by take out boxes.

"I was hoping we could order pizza tonight."

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

I haven't been down there since last Valentine's day. I want to check on a couple who asked me to rekindle their romance. A year ago I told them that thanks to me they'd be spending more time together and less time at their offices. I said I'd make it so they'd have lots of nights at home ordering some take-out and watching a movie. They must be very happy with me. All I did was shoot an arrow of love, but apparently they think I caused some sort of pandemic to happen!

"Do you want to order in or wither and die?"

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

Some days, we all just feel like a little take-out lo mein.

'Ok. I'm cooking dinner. What sounds good?'

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

'You want Chinese food? Are you going to have a baby or something?'

'My hero!'

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

Cosy night in

"This lockdown is GREAT! - We can spend all day on our computers, eating takeaway junk food and watching crap TV while gambling on our iphones!"

"I think we overordered."

"Do you want the last piece, or can I have it?"

Pizza Study Party

Food van driving through an office.

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

'I'm tired - let's outsource dinner tonight.'

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

"Careful it's hot." (Colour)

"This isn't the binge watching I had in mind."

Pizza at the Round Table

Stay at home food pyramid

'How does pizza for dinner sound to you?'

"If I had a restaurant, it would be called the Can and Microwave"

'I just come here for the ambiance. The food's lousy, so ordered a pizza be delivered.'

'Tomorrow we'll just have lettuce and water, OK.'