Takeaway Addict Gifts

'Pizza delivery standards are not what they used to be!'

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

Man sitting and reading 'Joy of Take Out' book surrounded by take out boxes.

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

"Do you want to order in or wither and die?"

Some days, we all just feel like a little take-out lo mein.

'Ok. I'm cooking dinner. What sounds good?'

'You want Chinese food? Are you going to have a baby or something?'

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

'My hero!'

Cosy night in

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

"This lockdown is GREAT! - We can spend all day on our computers, eating takeaway junk food and watching crap TV while gambling on our iphones!"

"I think we overordered."

"Do you want the last piece, or can I have it?"

Pizza Study Party

Pizza at the Round Table

Stay at home food pyramid

'I'm tired - let's outsource dinner tonight.'

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

"This isn't the binge watching I had in mind."

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

"If I had a restaurant, it would be called the Can and Microwave"

Food van driving through an office.

'How does pizza for dinner sound to you?'

'I just come here for the ambiance. The food's lousy, so ordered a pizza be delivered.'

...the onion rings

'Tomorrow we'll just have lettuce and water, OK.'

"Sorry for the wait - I hope it wasn't too long."

"And the kitchen is ideal for people who like to eat out."