Takeaway Lover Gifts

New To The Job: Pizza Delivery Guy

Spud U Like/Spud U Don't Like.

Outrageous Enthusiasm.

'They deliver all the free pizzas ion Friday.'

Man sitting and reading 'Joy of Take Out' book surrounded by take out boxes.

'You'd better cut it into six pieces I don't think I could eat eight!'

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

"I was hoping we could order pizza tonight."

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

Some days, we all just feel like a little take-out lo mein.

"Do you want to order in or wither and die?"

'Ok. I'm cooking dinner. What sounds good?'

Cosy night in

'You want Chinese food? Are you going to have a baby or something?'

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

"This lockdown is GREAT! - We can spend all day on our computers, eating takeaway junk food and watching crap TV while gambling on our iphones!"

'My hero!'

"I think we overordered."

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

"Do you want the last piece, or can I have it?"

Pizza Study Party

"Careful it's hot." (Colour)

Food van driving through an office.

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

Stay at home food pyramid

'I'm tired - let's outsource dinner tonight.'

"This isn't the binge watching I had in mind."

'How does pizza for dinner sound to you?'