Takeaway Devotee Gifts

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

Man sitting and reading 'Joy of Take Out' book surrounded by take out boxes.

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

"Do you want to order in or wither and die?"

'Ok. I'm cooking dinner. What sounds good?'

Cosy night in

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

'My hero!'

"I think we overordered."

"Do you want the last piece, or can I have it?"

Pizza Study Party

'How does pizza for dinner sound to you?'

"If I had a restaurant, it would be called the Can and Microwave"

Stay at home food pyramid

'I'm tired - let's outsource dinner tonight.'

Food van driving through an office.

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

"Careful it's hot." (Colour)

Pizza at the Round Table

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

"This isn't the binge watching I had in mind."

'I just come here for the ambiance. The food's lousy, so ordered a pizza be delivered.'

...the onion rings

'Tomorrow we'll just have lettuce and water, OK.'

"I was afraid of this - a Chinese menu just came in on our fax."

"And the kitchen is ideal for people who like to eat out."