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Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

Man sitting and reading 'Joy of Take Out' book surrounded by take out boxes.

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

Some days, we all just feel like a little take-out lo mein.

"Do you want to order in or wither and die?"

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

'Ok. I'm cooking dinner. What sounds good?'

"I think we overordered."

'My hero!'

Cosy night in

"This lockdown is GREAT! - We can spend all day on our computers, eating takeaway junk food and watching crap TV while gambling on our iphones!"

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

"Do you want the last piece, or can I have it?"

Pizza Study Party

'How does pizza for dinner sound to you?'

Stay at home food pyramid

'I'm tired - let's outsource dinner tonight.'

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

"This isn't the binge watching I had in mind."

"If I had a restaurant, it would be called the Can and Microwave"

"Careful it's hot." (Colour)

Pizza at the Round Table

Food van driving through an office.

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

'I just come here for the ambiance. The food's lousy, so ordered a pizza be delivered.'

...the onion rings

'Tomorrow we'll just have lettuce and water, OK.'

"And the kitchen is ideal for people who like to eat out."