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'Kids! Dinner's ready.'

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

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'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

Man sitting and reading 'Joy of Take Out' book surrounded by take out boxes.

Cosy night in

'My hero!'

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

'I'm tired - let's outsource dinner tonight.'

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

Food van driving through an office.

...the onion rings

"For supper tonight, we'll have pizza, and cold pizza for dessert."

'How about instead of eye of newt and toe of frog we order pizza?'

"Sorry for the wait - I hope it wasn't too long."

'Now that's what I call fast food.'

Best Pizza in Town, Best Pizza in the World and Best Pizza on the Block.

'Why do we always get take-away when it's your turn to cook?'

"Ah-sod it! I think I'll get a takeaway instead..."

'You'd better cut it into six pieces I don't think I could eat eight!'

'We won't be needing a kitchen now we can afford take away every night.'

Spud U Like/Spud U Don't Like.

'Forget the waiter...I'm getting a delivery service.'

"The closest we get to an intimate dining experience is ordering delivery together."

Sandwich Bar.

"The cod's off, but you can have whale and chips."

"I only make that muck for you, I've ordered myself a pizza."

Dîner Transportable - plus dessert.

"Fancy a take-a-way tonight ?"