'The fish couldn't be more fresh.'
Takeaway Manager T-Shirts
Find clever and playful t-shirts for your takeaway managers. Perfect for work or casual wear, these tees celebrate their vital role with humor and style.
'I sent out for everything.'
LAY ZEE FUK
'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'
'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'
'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'
"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."
'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'
"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."
Man sitting and reading 'Joy of Take Out' book surrounded by take out boxes.
"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."
"I was hoping we could order pizza tonight."
'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'
I haven't been down there since last Valentine's day. I want to check on a couple who asked me to rekindle their romance. A year ago I told them that thanks to me they'd be spending more time together and less time at their offices. I said I'd make it so they'd have lots of nights at home ordering some take-out and watching a movie. They must be very happy with me. All I did was shoot an arrow of love, but apparently they think I caused some sort of pandemic to happen!
"So are you can't cook or won't cook?"
Man with a pizza in 'Lover's Lane.'
'Ok. I'm cooking dinner. What sounds good?'
'You want Chinese food? Are you going to have a baby or something?'
Papa's Pizza delivered in under 30 minutes.
Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips
'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'
'My hero!'
Cosy night in
Couple sharing the plastic widget from a pizza box like a chicken's wish bone
"Do you want the last piece, or can I have it?"
'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'
"Careful it's hot." (Colour)
Stay at home food pyramid
"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"
Food van driving through an office.
'I'm tired - let's outsource dinner tonight.'
'I just come here for the ambiance. The food's lousy, so ordered a pizza be delivered.'
...the onion rings
"Sorry for the wait - I hope it wasn't too long."
"What do you say we let the service sector handle our dining needs for tonight?"
Takeaway Manager T-Shirts Collection
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Takeaway Manager Prints
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