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"Campus lockdown 2020-21: Studied Net Flix, takeaway menu apps, and future benefit entitlements."

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

Man sitting and reading 'Joy of Take Out' book surrounded by take out boxes.

"So are you can't cook or won't cook?"

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

Some days, we all just feel like a little take-out lo mein.

'You want Chinese food? Are you going to have a baby or something?'

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

Papa's Pizza delivered in under 30 minutes.

'My hero!'

Cosy night in

"I think we overordered."

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

"If I had a restaurant, it would be called the Can and Microwave"

"Careful it's hot." (Colour)

'I'm tired - let's outsource dinner tonight.'

Food van driving through an office.

'Tomorrow we'll just have lettuce and water, OK.'

...the onion rings

'Now that's what I call fast food.'

'How about instead of eye of newt and toe of frog we order pizza?'

"I'm afraid 'doggie bag' is just a figure of speech."

"What do you say we let the service sector handle our dining needs for tonight?"

"The last time we ordered take-out I was up all night doing laundry."

"Sorry for the wait - I hope it wasn't too long."

Best Pizza in Town, Best Pizza in the World and Best Pizza on the Block.

'Why do we always get take-away when it's your turn to cook?'

"Ah-sod it! I think I'll get a takeaway instead..."

'Forget the waiter...I'm getting a delivery service.'

Even before we began to order in, my dad was always keen to skip the dishes!